False Prophecy, A Must During The End Times

When we were approached by a self-proclaimed psychic about supplementing our blog with some attempts at divination our first thought was "why bother." But after some consideration we decided "why not?". In these uncertain times, perhaps it might amuse us to ponder the possibilities of the future. We decided that if we couched the predictions as simply a symptom of The Apocalypse Times and not a cure for said, and made a disclaimer up front that such divination should be considered as "false prophecy"; what would be the harm in looking in to a cloudy crystal ball?

Hopefully we've made it clear through our postings on this site that we do not see our times with a bunker mentality, a "you can run but you can't hide" view of the world is more our philosophy. If a pandemic comes, you'll get sick and you may even die. If you're in an earthquake, or natural disaster of some kind the end of your life is something you may have to face: wait, you have to face that anyway! So, if your spiritual ducks are all in a row, what matter is it to you, or your eternal representation, that your physical life is to end by bird flu or a car wreck, by volcanic eruption or French fries? Buying a surgical mask, or a gas mask will probably do as much good to prolonging your life as buying a Halloween mask; and ask yourself this, do you want to be one of the few survivors of a horrible pandemic or disaster? The end is the end, and to many it is a beginning.

It is from this perspective that we give this spot to a look at the future with The False Prophet of The Apocalypse Times. Be looking for predictions coming to this page soon!