Rain, The Meteors Are Coming Down

Over the last two weeks meteors, fireballs, bolide meteorites, and other things have been coming down through the atmosphere like raindrops on a spring day. Is this the deadly rainstorm of chunks from space that many have spoken of as heralding the end times? We may be just nuts here at The Apocalypse Times, but the repetitive stories of fireballs over the last several days have us thinking that maybe we need a tinfoil hat or a special meteor-deflection helmet to keep us safe!

• Peru: a meteor comes down, livestock die, humans get sick in a spate of mass hysteria that explains away the possibility that something might have really happened.
  "scientists seemed to unanimously agree that it was a meteorite that had struck their territory"
• Alaska: fringe journalists report a burning light in the sky that is reported all over the state we bought from Russia....it can't be true can it?
• Finland: Crazy weirdos from Finland report seeing the brightest object in 30 years.
  
• New Jersey: A mystery fireball blows up off the coast making all residents seem nuts.
• Minnesota: Now, way-out residents of Minnesota report a fireball that is accompanied with an imagined loud boom.

So what's going on? It must all be imagined. We're all just crazies worried that a big meteorite is coming to wipe us out. We don't think so... The rainstorm of objects from the sky has started and there is no place to hide. We are riding on planet Earth as it takes us through a part of the the galaxy that is crowded with road hazards that, despite efforts of NASA, we just can't see. Get ready, because a big boom is coming to an area near you.